Yesterday, I got a great offer from it&t international business directories. They sent it air mail, so I'm really impressed so far. I open the delicate, tissue-thin envelope, to find an even more delicate, tissue-thin order form. And what is it they're offering me? Why, to have the champeon.com domain (aka "Champeon Family Domain") listed in their directory, under NAICS category 23595, "Building Equipment and Other Machinery Installation Contractors", with old, outdated phone and fax numbers, obviously scraped from an old copy of the whois database. (I moved my domains from NSI to register.com this summer, because NSI believes that customer service involves hiring the mentally deficient and then making their customers wait an hour on hold to talk to them.)
The kicker: if I respond within 14 days, I save an amazing $29.94 off the regular price of $998.00!
I wonder if they'd list this domain under "Clam Dip and Other Delights"?